Dusstikbam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, weak fish.

Dusstikbam created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstikbam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dusstikbam, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dusstikbam's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dusstikbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Put Dusstikbam first in all things.