Pitcembog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil lion.

Pitcembog created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitcembog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pitcembog, it will strike you with lightening.

Pitcembog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pitcembog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to geese while wearing magenta tights.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Pitcembog.

5. Do not listen to music.