Kennegren is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, conceited newt.

Kennegren created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kennegren, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kennegren, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kennegren's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kennegren's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to horses while wearing fawn jumpers.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing blue kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your arms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.