Zedneldan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust fox.

Zedneldan created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zedneldan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zedneldan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zedneldan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Zedneldan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must love Zedneldan.