Rawbossing is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical newt.

Rawbossing created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawbossing, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawbossing, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rawbossing's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rawbossing's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Rawbossing in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away if six voles approach from the south.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rawbossing on top of all buildings.

5. Fast once a month.