Banjigyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish gerbil.

Banjigyarp created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Banjigyarp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Banjigyarp, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Banjigyarp's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Banjigyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide if six geese approach from the north.