Jamtommob is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, staggering fox.

Jamtommob created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamtommob, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamtommob, it will try to impress you with trees.

Jamtommob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jamtommob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near whales while wearing brown shoes and balancing four gold spheres on your arms.

5. Respect your elders.