Fumnaryog Nilguddossomdibgidbenjab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing gerbil.

Fumnaryog Nilguddossomdibgidbenjab created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumnaryog Nilguddossomdibgidbenjab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fumnaryog Nilguddossomdibgidbenjab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fumnaryog Nilguddossomdibgidbenjab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fumnaryog Nilguddossomdibgidbenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near dogs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not commit murder.