Sidfasfud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring wren.

Sidfasfud created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfasfud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidfasfud, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sidfasfud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sidfasfud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.