Quafnillpidrutfundobbast is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish coyote.

Quafnillpidrutfundobbast created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafnillpidrutfundobbast, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quafnillpidrutfundobbast, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Quafnillpidrutfundobbast's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Quafnillpidrutfundobbast's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.