Cenortyog is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, thoughtless finch.

Cenortyog created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenortyog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cenortyog, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cenortyog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cenortyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cenortyog.

5. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.