Dotdagrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, grumpy skunk.

Dotdagrap created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dotdagrap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dotdagrap, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dotdagrap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dotdagrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to seals while wearing turquoise hats.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Retreat if five ducks approach from the west.