Sasfadpid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident monkey.

Sasfadpid created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasfadpid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sasfadpid, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sasfadpid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sasfadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink alcohol.