Appsafdid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid capybara.

Appsafdid created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appsafdid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Appsafdid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Appsafdid's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Appsafdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Appsafdid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Worship no other gods but Appsafdid.

5. Appsafdid loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.