Henwanwod is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, clever hyena.

Henwanwod created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henwanwod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Henwanwod, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Henwanwod's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Henwanwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.