Minmonnigfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, happy spider.

Minmonnigfoss created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minmonnigfoss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Minmonnigfoss, she will not care.

Minmonnigfoss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Minmonnigfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Always help foxes.

3. You must pray to Minmonnigfoss three times a day.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never paint your chest blue.