Afbodtarglarnrakvencepnak Nanomtnan Ragcibbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, proud camel.

Afbodtarglarnrakvencepnak Nanomtnan Ragcibbut created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Afbodtarglarnrakvencepnak Nanomtnan Ragcibbut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afbodtarglarnrakvencepnak Nanomtnan Ragcibbut, he will think nothing of it.

Afbodtarglarnrakvencepnak Nanomtnan Ragcibbut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Afbodtarglarnrakvencepnak Nanomtnan Ragcibbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from indigo sheep, for they are unholy.