Pidgilflan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent dryad.

Pidgilflan created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgilflan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pidgilflan, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pidgilflan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pidgilflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.