Fondutlib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, annoying eagle.

Fondutlib created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fondutlib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fondutlib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fondutlib's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fondutlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed strawberries to eagles while wearing stockings.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing cyan boots and balancing eight zinc spheres on your head.

5. Never eat parsnips.