Flabdonsan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome bat.

Flabdonsan created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdonsan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flabdonsan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flabdonsan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Flabdonsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from mauve hamsters for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Flabdonsan eight times a day.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.