Baststipjab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless horse.

Baststipjab created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Baststipjab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Baststipjab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Baststipjab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Baststipjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near foxes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.