Sadhonnil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective rat.

Sadhonnil created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sadhonnil, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sadhonnil, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sadhonnil's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sadhonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Sadhonnil loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Always obey Sadhonnil's priests.