Lunvegtab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent lion.

Lunvegtab created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lunvegtab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lunvegtab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Lunvegtab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lunvegtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Hide if nine sharks approach from the south.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect your elders.