Wigvanfub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, vain rat.

Wigvanfub created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigvanfub, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wigvanfub, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Wigvanfub's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wigvanfub's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Pray towards the north.