Sabpopyarlceb Vadbitgad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind parrot.

Sabpopyarlceb Vadbitgad created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabpopyarlceb Vadbitgad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sabpopyarlceb Vadbitgad, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sabpopyarlceb Vadbitgad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sabpopyarlceb Vadbitgad's Holy Commandments

1. Sabpopyarlceb Vadbitgad loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Do not eat nuts.