Rawlitart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable squid.

Rawlitart created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawlitart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawlitart, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rawlitart's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rawlitart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.