Tabdossand is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair mink.

Tabdossand created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tabdossand, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabdossand, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tabdossand's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tabdossand's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Do not take Tabdossand's name in vain.

4. Tabdossand must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not listen to music.