Himfemmifortziglapweegan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy human.

Himfemmifortziglapweegan created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himfemmifortziglapweegan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Himfemmifortziglapweegan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Himfemmifortziglapweegan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Himfemmifortziglapweegan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always take life seriously.