Zimgatwad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient armadillo.

Zimgatwad created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimgatwad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zimgatwad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zimgatwad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zimgatwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Never think about galaxies.