Bugbenxuckyimnadominflybun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate crane.

Bugbenxuckyimnadominflybun created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbenxuckyimnadominflybun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bugbenxuckyimnadominflybun, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bugbenxuckyimnadominflybun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bugbenxuckyimnadominflybun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if five dogs approach from the west.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Bugbenxuckyimnadominflybun loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Bugbenxuckyimnadominflybun on top of important buildings.