Carlimhab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, idiotic crane.

Carlimhab created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carlimhab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Carlimhab, he will turn you into a rat.

Carlimhab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Carlimhab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Carlimhab.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never sprint in the presence of sharks.