Mifnegweg is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, grumpy rat.

Mifnegweg created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Mifnegweg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifnegweg, he will cry a lot.

Mifnegweg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mifnegweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Mifnegweg's name in vain.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mifnegweg.