Dimontnel is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, quiet shrew.

Dimontnel created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimontnel, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dimontnel, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dimontnel's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dimontnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about dark energy near voles while wearing cyan stockings.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always obey Dimontnel's priests.