Applinyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful fairy.

Applinyarp created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Applinyarp, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Applinyarp, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Applinyarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Applinyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed onions to goats while wearing violet ear rings.

5. Always obey Applinyarp's priests.