Dundubmap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking donkey.

Dundubmap created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dundubmap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dundubmap, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dundubmap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dundubmap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Dundubmap on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always take life seriously.