Tag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omniscient weasel.

Tag created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tag, he will not care at all.

Tag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.