Karbagced is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent wyvern.

Karbagced created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbagced, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Karbagced, he will be very unhappy.

Karbagced's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Karbagced's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide if four capybaras approach from the north.