Renvilnul is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Renvilnul created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Renvilnul, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Renvilnul, he will destroy your favourite star.

Renvilnul's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Renvilnul's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Renvilnul on top of all buildings.

5. Do not eat parsnips.