Legnatlid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonourable goblin.

Legnatlid created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legnatlid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Legnatlid, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Legnatlid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Legnatlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never feed wheat to foxes while wearing cyan shorts.

5. Never eat bark.