Gignadkiplargyik is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sapient mink.

Gignadkiplargyik created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gignadkiplargyik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gignadkiplargyik, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gignadkiplargyik's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gignadkiplargyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help shrews.