Tonnannan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak scorpion.

Tonnannan created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonnannan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tonnannan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tonnannan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tonnannan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Tonnannan first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tonnannan.