Millakmig Fatbelljam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast naga.

Millakmig Fatbelljam created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Millakmig Fatbelljam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Millakmig Fatbelljam, he will torture you forever.

Millakmig Fatbelljam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Millakmig Fatbelljam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing magenta tights and balancing five silver spheres on your arms.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Millakmig Fatbelljam in the centre of the settlement.