Somkamflow is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate jellyfish.

Somkamflow created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Somkamflow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Somkamflow, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Somkamflow's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Somkamflow's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Somkamflow.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Never talk about fire.