Natjiggam Ontlibkip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Natjiggam Ontlibkip created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Natjiggam Ontlibkip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Natjiggam Ontlibkip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Natjiggam Ontlibkip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Natjiggam Ontlibkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about dark energy near shrews while wearing white tights and balancing seven tin spheres on your face.

4. Never feed tomatoes to badgers while wearing kilts.

5. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing magenta hats.