Cinbafdib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish gorilla.

Cinbafdib created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbafdib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cinbafdib, it will turn you into a frog.

Cinbafdib's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cinbafdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cinbafdib.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.