Gudgiljop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow spider.

Gudgiljop created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudgiljop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudgiljop, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gudgiljop's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gudgiljop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help badgers.