Fetsafsat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, strong rat.

Fetsafsat created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetsafsat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fetsafsat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fetsafsat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fetsafsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Fetsafsat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must love Fetsafsat.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.