Hoghamzod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, calm wolf.

Hoghamzod created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hoghamzod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hoghamzod, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hoghamzod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hoghamzod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Hoghamzod must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.