Zakhudflap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful grasshopper.

Zakhudflap created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakhudflap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zakhudflap, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zakhudflap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zakhudflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Never paint your chest yellow.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must love Zakhudflap.

5. Do not drink alcohol.