Nullamhun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical manatee.

Nullamhun created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullamhun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nullamhun, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nullamhun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nullamhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always obey Nullamhun's priests.

4. Nullamhun loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not keep six great tits in a large pit.